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"Perhaps when you have a chance, you could tell me why you think your marriage drifted apart?"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Be Healthy

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

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Screen Time vs Book Time

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'We don't text anymore.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

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