Political Detoxer Prints

"At last — no Trump."

Be Healthy

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Live Stream

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."