Detention Rebel Gifts

'Well at least Gavin was learning a valuable skill.'

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Unrest Area.

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I really got used to working from home."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Dog Teenagers

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

"He shows enormous potential."

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

the world's first music critic...

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"But this is the way we've always done it."

Iggy Pop

rude singer

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

"Yeah, but it's okay because they'll never take me alive again."

"I caught him using Google Maps to look out our classroom windows."