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The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Banana Split Personality

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Gooseberry Fool...

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Chocolate Shop

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Cake Friday!

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