Dessert Disciple T-Shirts

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Banana Split...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Banana Split Personality

His Her Cakes

Gooseberry Fool...

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cake Friday!

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop