Desperate Measures Fan Gifts

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Election 2020

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

A cock up of builders

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

A shark swims into a desert island.

Fisherman catches a mine.

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Singing in the rain...

"NEED AGENT"

Daft Buggers Rescue

Flood Ready Cows

"Dang. If I'd known help was coming I wouldn't have eaten Ted."

Children and cat crashing on cart

The World of Medical Reimbursement, As We Know It, Will End Soon.

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

'You must be the new girl.'

'This is the place, Fred!'

"Yippee! I'm right!"

"We're both unemployed and we're broke...we have to go to that next level of American desperation."

Man hitting himself in the head with a hammer.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Rapper."

"Hey, genius, you're supposed to put the doggie door on the bottom, not the top."