Desperate Housewives Fanatics Pillows

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Astral Projection

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

The Mummy's Purse...

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Professor Brian Cox

'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

Dancing with Jesus

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

'Not another elimination show!'

Live water cooler.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'You are tuned to the 24 hour Paris Hilton Channel.'

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Dragon's Den

'You're becoming a regular on 'Court TV'.'

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

"Then at half past, apparently there's a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us."

Studio 51

"Mom, turn on the TV!"