'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'
Desperate Housewives Fanatics Gifts
Looking for a gift for your fellow Desperate Housewives enthusiast? Our collection offers playful, creative items that capture the show's iconic humor and quirky charm. Whether it's for a dedicated fan or someone who loves a good dose of drama with a fun twist, these gifts are sure to delight. From witty decor to humorous apparel, find something that speaks to their passion for the beloved series and make their day a little more fabulous.
"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"
"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."
Astral Projection
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
The Mummy's Purse...
'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'
Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"
"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."
'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'
A fly on the wall documentary.
"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."
Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.
Professor Brian Cox
'After graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance for the CIA. How about you?'
Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.
"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"
"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."
Dancing with Jesus
Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.
"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"
'Not another elimination show!'
Live water cooler.
"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."
'You are tuned to the 24 hour Paris Hilton Channel.'
"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"
I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.
Dragon's Den
'You're becoming a regular on 'Court TV'.'
'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'
'Let's see what's on the war channel...'
'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'
"Then at half past, apparently there's a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us."
Studio 51
"Mom, turn on the TV!"
Desperate Housewives Fanatics Gifts Collection
Desperate Housewives Fanatics Mugs
Explore our collection of Desperate Housewives mugs and bring a cheerful, witty touch to your fan’s morning routine.
Desperate Housewives Fanatics Pillows
Check out our playful Desperate Housewives pillows, perfect for adding humor and personality to any living space.
Desperate Housewives Fanatics Prints
Browse our Desperate Housewives prints and decorate your fan's space with clever, fun artwork inspired by the series.
Desperate Housewives Fanatics T-Shirts
Discover our range of Desperate Housewives t-shirts, designed for fans who love to showcase their series passion in style.