Desperate Housewives Devotee Pillows

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Two Daleks fighting

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Watching telly

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

TV and man

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Mistress Talking to Maid

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

The Sports Fanatic

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"She died doing what she loved."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'