Desperate Housewives Devotee Mugs

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Two Daleks fighting

Watching telly

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Mistress Talking to Maid

TV and man

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

The Sports Fanatic

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'...Remember, it's only going to be broadcast once!'

"Love Boat"