Digestive Drama Fan Pillows

Harvey had never had a meal that disagreed with him this violently before.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"He did it!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

A spy

Eurydice in prison

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Charles I

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

Joke Shop.

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

The good, the bard and the ugly

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"