Digestive Drama Fan Prints

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

A spy

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Charles I

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

An I.R.S. car stakes out a limo

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

Joke Shop.

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

Urp! Homo Eructus.

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Quick! Tiptoe out and phone the Fire Service!"

The good, the bard and the ugly

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

Jerry Springer Spaniel