Desk Tray Wizard Gifts

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

The Move.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

I got the raise

In and out, in and out, in and out...

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

In-Out-Far Out.

Applications

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

"Here's a new one, intellectual property tax."

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."