Desk Tray Wizard Prints

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Maybe clean out your wallet

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

The Move.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

I got the raise

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

"I'd like you to consider some of our exciting career opportunities working for anyone else but me."

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

In-Out-Far Out.

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

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