Desk Supremacist Gifts

The Boss.

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

InOutYada Yada.

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'He's under office-arrest.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

Frustrated at the office.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"We're a happy team here Benson - let's try to keep it that way."

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."