Designated Driver Aficionado Gifts

'Your mom as our designated driver, man, is sure putting a damper on our fun!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'God's speed.'

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Cheesie Rider

Boozing and Cruising

'The penguin is upset...'

I love my motor.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

The Horse Races

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'What, no onion rings?'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

No Car Bar.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Greville Starkey

Formula One

John's snail was a non-starter!

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

Stone Age Driving Test

"Now remember if anyone asks... You're the navigator."