Design Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

Convict Decor

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

Early cave painters

Artex cartoon

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

Futons/Futoffs

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