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(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

The americanisation of vulture.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Mohammad's motors

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Valet park only"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

A Tumble Cow

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Lost in Admiration

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Distance to horizon varies.

'Camel'

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Desert Roundabout