Desert Dweller At Heart Mugs

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

The americanisation of vulture.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Valet park only"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Mohammad's motors

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A Tumble Cow

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Infographics: the early years.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

Lost in Admiration

Distance to horizon varies.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'