Descartes Fan Pillows

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

"I shop therefore I am!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Best before 65 million BC.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

'Dauber Micawber'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Natural selection in action."

"I'm Perfect Already."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Another wedding

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Ascent of Digital Man

Maradona memorial.

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'