Descartes Fan Gifts

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

"I shop therefore I am!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Best before 65 million BC.

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

Police Box

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'Dauber Micawber'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Elvis' autopsy

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Natural selection in action."

"I'm Perfect Already."

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Another wedding

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Ascent of Digital Man

Maradona memorial.

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'