Darts Fanatics Pillows

Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Putin and Zelensky

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Witch's spell check.

The conversion.

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"He just married me on the rebound."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.