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Cowboy Darts board: 'DRAW!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Witch's spell check.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

The conversion.

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"