Descartes Devotee T-Shirts

Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Bonk!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'What a control freak!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Artist and Nature

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Descent to the Last Circle - Antaeus (The Divine Comedy).

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Dante Alighieri

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"