Descartes Devotee Mugs

Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'What a control freak!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Artist and Nature

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I stink... therefore, I am."

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Dante Alighieri

Descent to the Last Circle - Antaeus (The Divine Comedy).