Don Quixote Devotee Mugs

'So you've got this insanely interdependent relationship with Cervantes. I'm totally cool with that.'

Overjumpers

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Thomas Hardy

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

The Hug

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

One book... One book... One book...

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Unfortunately, extinction was inevitable for the Have-a-need-for-speed-asaurus."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'