Don Quixote Devotee Prints

'So you've got this insanely interdependent relationship with Cervantes. I'm totally cool with that.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Overjumpers

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

The Hug

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

One book... One book... One book...

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Utilosaurus