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It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Meanwhile, at the La Mancha Retirement Home...

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'While we weren't able to negotiate a raise, we did get two 15 minute periods a day where you're allowed to tilt at windmills.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Spot the difference.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Billy. The Kid.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Honoré de Balzac

Vlad the Impala

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."