Classical Devotee T-Shirts

"At the academy, we admired his talent and believed he would have a successful career until the fateful day when he lost interest in hip-hop and fell in love with classical music."

Felix Mendelssohn

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Mr. Right!"

Deflator mouse

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Piano Keyboard

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Sir Edward Elgar

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Team Flute

Music Student

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Gustav Holst

Football Sculpture.

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Sergei Taneyev

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Music at Home Pt. 1

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"I'm Baroque without you!"