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'It's not tunes, it's Beethoven.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

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Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Music Student

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Team Flute

Sir Edward Elgar

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Music at Home Pt. 1

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

They met at the Met.

Violin Romance

And the die is cast!

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"I'm Baroque without you!"

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

Camille Saint-Saens