Instrumental Devotee T-Shirts

Team Flute

I love my Timpani

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Happy Violinist

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I'm Baroque without you!"

And the die is cast!

National Opera: Wriggletto

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Brunhilde

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Give Thanks.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Niccolo Paganini

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

my boyfriend's a music producer...

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'