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'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Team Flute

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

Tosca stabs Scarpia

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Sergei Taneyev

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

Cesar Franck

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Louise Farrenc

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Happy Violinist

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