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"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

I love my Timpani

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Four children playing the flute.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Caught in the Music

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Tosca stabs Scarpia

Team Flute

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

And the die is cast!

How hit songs get their names

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

The Ignored Busker

"This next one is for Lucy, my huge dead goldfish."

At the CD shop.

Brunhilde

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

National Opera: Wriggletto

Elvis' autopsy

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Niccolo Paganini

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

'Let's practice lobs again.'