Choral Devotee T-Shirts

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Team Flute

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

Church Restoration Fund.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

"Ready...."

And the die is cast!

Claudius Monteverdi.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

National Opera: Wriggletto

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Church Hymn

Give Thanks.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

Angel and Devil Music.

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palesrina

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

Bob Dylan as a baby.

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

Discussing A Concert.

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

Love in The Heights

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

'The problem with Jr. High Choral is that between the auditions and the concert, 20% of the voices can change.'

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

The ladies choir keep their music here and their robes there. Oh, hymns and hers!