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Preparing for the Derby. 'I say, mister, just put us up a couple of green weils, will yer? The dust is so uncommon disagreeable a-driving down to Hepsom!'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

World Cup Fever

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Runner going through hurdles.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Grim reaper ambulance

"On your mark! Get set!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Sawrd Fighting

Cars at the drive in.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"A man and his choo-choo."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Businessman fences with three others.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

Bahrain F1

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)