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Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Baseball Dreams

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

Formula One car models

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Hang Time Fido

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

You can take the girl out of Wimbledon...

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Art Darts

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

"Morning!"

'I think the dog wants to go for a walk.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Way-too-easy rider.

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'Once more dear. A touchdown is worth how many points?'

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

'Same old stupid show night after night !' - 'Same old stupid face night after night !'