Deputies Pillows

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

God's Subcontractors

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Do you have an appointment?"

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'What does L.B.W. mean?'