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'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

InOutYada Yada.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Same Sex Wedding

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

Sports Lawyers

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Dr. Miller like to show off his ability to remove a full set of braces in one quick, bare-handed, jolt.

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

Dessert Storm Veteran

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

A woman's work is never done.

The treatment is the same on the NHS...

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'