Dental Champion Pillows

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

InOutYada Yada.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Same Sex Wedding

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

Boy who has been to the dentist

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Sports Lawyers

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Dessert Storm Veteran

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

A woman's work is never done.

The new Anti-Toothpain app: 'Fee? It workf!'

The treatment is the same on the NHS...

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."