Dental Crusader Pillows

The treatment is the same on the NHS...

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

A dog at the bakery.

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Pinata Zombies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Fumes from furniture

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

It's a Dog's life

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"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Food Pyramid

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Dogs and Cake

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'