Dental Crusader Pillows

The treatment is the same on the NHS...

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

A dog at the bakery.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

It's a Dog's life

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Dogs and Cake

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

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'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Food Pyramid

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."