Dental Chair Avoider Gifts

Searching for a lighthearted gift for someone who shuns the dental chair? Our collection features witty, humorous products perfect for easing dental day nerves. Whether it’s a comfy pillow, a cheeky mug, or a fun t-shirt, these gifts bring a smile in the waiting room and beyond.

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Save a trip to the dentist! We sell random magazines!

Save a trip to the dentist! We sell random magazines! mockup

Save a trip to the dentist! We sell random magazines!

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"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self." mockup

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

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"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?" mockup

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

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"You need to lose 20 cable channels." mockup

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.' mockup

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

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'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!' mockup

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

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"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up." mockup

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

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'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.' mockup

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

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"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant." mockup

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

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"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

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'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.' mockup

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

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'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!' mockup

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

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"Will I still be able to not exercise?" mockup

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

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'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.' mockup

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

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Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment. mockup

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

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'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.' mockup

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

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"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat." mockup

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

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'Where'd he go, nurse?'

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'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

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The Sedentary Dead.

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The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote. mockup

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

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Do' you have the time?'

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Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

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'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.' mockup

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

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'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...' mockup

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

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"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees." mockup

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

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"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise."

"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise." mockup

"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise."

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'His electric toothbrush has gone wrong - mind you, he could use the extra exercise.'

'His electric toothbrush has gone wrong - mind you, he could use the extra exercise.' mockup

'His electric toothbrush has gone wrong - mind you, he could use the extra exercise.'

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'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.' mockup

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

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'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!' mockup

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

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'No, I don't like dancing.'

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Dental Chair Avoider Gifts Collection

Dental Chair Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs for dental chair avoiders—funny and witty designs that make every coffee break a brighter moment.

Dental Chair Avoider Pillows

Discover cozy, funny pillows designed for dental chair avoiders—adding comfort and comic relief to any space.

Dental Chair Avoider Prints

Brighten up the room with our humorous prints for dental chair avoiders—perfect for injecting some fun into any decor.

Dental Chair Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our hilarious t-shirts for dental chair avoiders—perfect for making a lighthearted statement and easing dental visit anxieties.