Dental Care Promoter Gifts

'Why, of course - I'd LOVE to sponsor your high school hockey team!'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'