Dental Care Promoter Gifts

'Why, of course - I'd LOVE to sponsor your high school hockey team!'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."