Dental Care Perfectionist Pillows

"I hate my braces so much! Where's wireless technology when you need it?"

Bullseye!

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Man and woman buying furniture.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Perfection

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"