Demon Trainer Pillows

Phyllis exercises her demons.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Fetch.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog yoga

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'