Pokemon Trainer Pillows

"Why didn't she call Pokemon?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog yoga

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."