Pokemon Trainer Gifts

Pokemon Get Lost

Sciense. How can biodiversity be decreasing with so many species of Pokemon out there?

"Why didn't she call Pokemon?"

"He says someone has stolen his car..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog yoga

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"