Trainers Gifts

"Of course I've got good people skills what kind of stupid question is that?"

"Tom, mentoring is more than encouraging people to be just like you."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

TIME MANAGEMENT Seminar: Today's speaker - Time Management Expert Dr. Jones' Wife...JOANNE

Training for a speech

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Any questions?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"