Trainers Gifts

"Of course I've got good people skills what kind of stupid question is that?"

"Tom, mentoring is more than encouraging people to be just like you."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Training for a speech

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Quick, start the car!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Any questions?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

How to deliver a successful presentation.