Demon Dispatcher Pillows

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

The Adventures of God

Night-shift entrance

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'This guy's FAST!'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Life in the Fast Lane.

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

'It was a split decision.'

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'

"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

'There is someone on the phone for you.'

Phyllis exercises her demons.

Elephant Taxi Emergency

U R Here

After budget cuts, emergency services streamlined their phone services.

'We can now tell you there's nothing we can do much quicker.'

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

'There have been a few changes while you were on holiday...It's all part of our new policy of maximising revenue generation from underutilised fixed assets.'

I've organized us a double date with the twins from despatch. Cool! What are their names? Kylie and Troy.

How's my driving? 1-900-555-3121

"Suspicious package under the Christmas tree? OK, please just stay calm and remain on the line."

"Do you think that social media is dumbing-down the art of conversation?"

A bookworm is confronted by a cellphone.

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'