Digital Dilemma Dispatcher Pillows

A bookworm is confronted by a cellphone.

"We don't talk anymore."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Eternal Question

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Technology hates me.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

Jesus forgets to save.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'