Dispatchers Pillows

Night-shift entrance

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

How Amazon was invented

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Route 666.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

Heavy Traffic.

Excessive Paperwork

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Life in the Fast Lane.

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

"Sorry, I spaced out. What were you saying about your life threatening emergency?"

"When is it my turn?"

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

"In my country I was a taxi dispatcher."

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'Haa, I've been a 911 operator waay to long to fall for that...'