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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

A word from James Cameron. . .

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

Mine Shaft of Love.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Trepanning for gold"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Mine Host.

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!